were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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