I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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