Walk of Shame. In a state park.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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