More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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