How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
