How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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