i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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