there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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