You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
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