didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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