he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Randomize
