We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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