with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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