I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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