Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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