"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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