doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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