Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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