should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
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