She's JV to your varsity
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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