we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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