Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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