My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
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