what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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