This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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