Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Randomize
