She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
that is very illegal...i love you.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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