Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
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