i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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