Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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