Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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