"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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