I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
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