I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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