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I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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