what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
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