I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
