Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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