We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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