I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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