he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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