Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I licked your asshole in confidence.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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