Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
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