The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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