Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
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He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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