its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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