Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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