Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
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