Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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