When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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