why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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