So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
My vagina is officially offended.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Randomize
