i just google imaged poop.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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