I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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