my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Randomize
