I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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