butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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