And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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