That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
