doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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