I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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