how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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