just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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