I thought spray tan was a myth
?
You know, something that only happens in Jersey
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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